Deconstructing the RZP: OMG Rach may (literally) die!

The RZP, Season 2, Episode 5.

In this episode of the RZP, Rach feels nauseous and dizzy and acts like she is going to literally die (not just die of fashion fabulousness). So she finally drags herself to the doctor, who diagnoses her with - wait for it - vertigo. Yup, that deadly disease, vertigo. (It's been so long, I can't remember if she is diagnosed in this episode or the next episode. Sorry if I spoiled this for anyone.)

What else happened? Oh right, because of nepotism, Rach was asked to appear in an episode of Ashton Kutcher's animated series "Blah Girls" which I haven't heard of and know nothing about. But remember when Rach said that she really really hates modeling because she is so not good at it? Well, she should also really really hate acting, because she is so not good at that either. The "Blah Girls" bits were just uncomfortable to watch. It was Rach not knowing what was going on, and the Blah Girls people trying to be nice to her (because she's a friend of the boss' wife). I mean there was a time in the episode when she had to voice some of her own popular catchphrases and she couldn't even act "herself" for the voice work! She had to mimic the producer, mimicing her. I mean...

That's about it with regard to this episode. I hope things get more exciting in Zoe world next week.