omg she almost died!

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So I know that recapping Rachel Zoe is Jessica's thing, but not to spoil her recap, I have to talk about one little thing from last night... She almost died!

Oh, mah GOD. In the last 5 minutes of Monday's episode, that ended in a cliff hanging "to be continued...", Rach was stricken down by some kind of nausea and illness that they tried to blame on "general exhaustion" or a "chronic imbalance". Ok. I was thinking that maybe she had just seen some killer "shoeties" or ahmazing vintage Chanel? Or something else so bananas that it nearly made her die? I guess we won't know for sure until next week.

But the funniest part of it all is that she was what Brad called "fashionably nauseous" as he offered her a clutch to barf in. Rach was wearing a Louis Vuitton Jacket, Brian Atwood cork shoes, DSquared sunglasses, and later we see her holding her white Birkin as a barf bag in Tay's car and then lying fully bejeweled in a plush rob with fur thrown over her on bed dressed in designer pillows and sheets. Now that's how one should be sick.

I too nearly died when Tay and Brad kept saying that she's going to die. And then when they tried to make light of the situation by saying "Rach, don't die. Because we'll have to dress everyone for the funeral. Everyone is going to need outfits."

Rach, as someone who was also just sick and nearly died, I have a little advise: (perhaps in exchange for some styling tips later? or not.) Just try your best to push through it. It's really not that bad. Sure there are moments of discomfort, but you get to curl up in bed, knock yourself out with drugs, and then when you wake up, you're 5 pounds lighter!