oh, HEEEELLLLLL no!

I love me some drama and I love me some Housewives of ATL. And this last season did not disappoint! It was again, oh so good. But what-up with the Reunion part 1?!?!?!??!?!?!?! Kim and Nene reconciled? WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN? Not a peep between Kandi and Nene? Shree and Lisa not talking smack? OK, I KNOW that something is UP! What is going on? It was SO boring!!! All of them just smiling through their teeth and laughing and tossing their fake hair back like they're all off to a slumber party together. They all either have new lawyers OR are under some sort of gag order OR there some secret pact not to make each other look bad OR have they decided to be all Deshawn Snow (i.e. taking one look at the season and saw their own foolishness and decided not to further embarrass themselves further).



WHAT'S UP WITH DAT! you know something dirty is going down. All of them smiling coyly, rolling their eyes, obviously wanting to speak their minds... but no! Even Andy Cohen tries to hide is frustration when his jabs land on collagen filled dead faces. Ladies, we saw that show and you DON'T have that kind of self control unless there's $$ on the line.

BravoAndy, I blame you!!! Ask better questions and get the truth out of dem'bitches! Although Part 1 was a dud, I'm looking forward to Part 2 since in the previews there appears to be some heat. AND Kim performs Tardy for the Party!!! until Thursday...